Tuesday, May 30, 2006

PSA

When I first joined MySpace, I added anyone to my friends list that sent me a request. It seemed like the right thing to do, after all I would look through other people's profiles and they would have like 500 friends and I barely had 20 so dammit if they could do it surely I could do it too.

Yes, I look at this too now and think, man, that is sooo high school. Which it really is. MySpace is the flucked up internet version of high school. I have decided to treat MySpace like I did in high school. I am not interested in being the most popular person in here because it is overrated and only seeks to breed drama.

If there is one thing in this world I hate with a passion it is drama. Life is too short to bitch and worry about small things. What does not kill us will only make us stronger. El Fin.

Getting back from my original tangent, MySpace. I have decided that I am going to do a weekly deletion of friends (don't worry y'all, I say weekly meaning on my time which will either mean, randomly or bi-weekly, or monthly). Basically I am now actually taking a minute or two to see who I add to MySpace. If you look annoying I probably won't add you. If you are one of those band profiles, I won't add you. I hate getting a million bulletins a day saying "Come check us out at this or that bar" or those social loser ones that say "Hey we're meeting up at Banana Joe's tonight, everyone is invited to come." Here's the thing, I don't party with strangers. If I go out, it's with people that I know will ensure at the end of the night I end up in my bed, and if not, in a good trustworthy friends bed. Also, its annoying to send out a kazillion "Tom is going to make us all pay for MySpace, damn the man!" bulletins a day. If the collapse of MySpace, equals the collapse of your social empire, here's my advice, back away from the computer, open up the blinds, slowly take a step or two outside. Get to know the real world. There is life away from MySpace. Don't get me wrong, MySpace is fun, but if tomorrow it is shut down and I have to pay for it, the only thought I will have is "damn now I can't harass my friends and make fun of their profiles." Life will move on, Tom is not God. *gasp*

Basically, what I am trying to say is that if I look at your profile and at the end of the day feel that you are nothing but a space filler that annoys me with dumb messages I am going to delete you. Oh well, if nothing else, this shall teach you one important lesson: Life will move on even if Liz is not my friend.

Also, since I clearly state in my profile that I am not looking to hook up, yet I still get messages from guys asking I am in a moral dilemma. Should I post them here? or feel sorry for them that they cannot read? Really I get some funny shhheeeeiiit.

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