Ode to MySpace
Ode to MySpace
Current mood: amused
This whole MySpace thing is boggling. I joined it a few months ago just because a couple of my friends were on it and it seemed semi interesting. Now I am hooked. Well not totally hooked, I just check it every time I get on the computer, which is like every other hour or so. (I’m a college student not a hermit).
The people on here are intriguing. It’s like you look at their profiles and think, gosh this person really exsists and in real life they are probably 10 times more annoying than they are on MySpace. Don’t get me wrong, MySpace has some cool as people on it. All I am saying is that it has its share of freaks as well.
My Ode to why I am addicted cringing at MySpace people:
All the skank ass ho’s who are looking for love. Some might ask, if you look that good why are you so desperate to get laid. But yet you found a place that allows you unlimited idiot to tease.
Men who are not capable of taking pictures unless it is through a mirror and shirtless. At least if you are going to resort to doing this, smile. You look like a fool, deep down in your heart I think you know you look like a fool, so get a good laugh at yourself for doing something dumb.
Chicks with the military obsession. Seriously these girls who have only military men on their profiles, it’s so weird. I’m baffled by it because, I can’t tell if they only go for military guys or if they are trying to show that they support the troops. Either way, there are better ways to go about the cause.
Those of you that put pictures of yourselves with cell phones. Um, could you not wait five more minutes finish up your call and THEN take a picture?? Was MySpace so urgent that the picture must be taken right now with your web cam??? Or are you trying to convince us that you have friends? Hmmm, I wonder.
Message maniacs. You know the people that will message you five days in a row, with the exact same typo laden message.
There’s more. Oh boy, there are more.
Current mood: amused
This whole MySpace thing is boggling. I joined it a few months ago just because a couple of my friends were on it and it seemed semi interesting. Now I am hooked. Well not totally hooked, I just check it every time I get on the computer, which is like every other hour or so. (I’m a college student not a hermit).
The people on here are intriguing. It’s like you look at their profiles and think, gosh this person really exsists and in real life they are probably 10 times more annoying than they are on MySpace. Don’t get me wrong, MySpace has some cool as people on it. All I am saying is that it has its share of freaks as well.
My Ode to why I am addicted cringing at MySpace people:
All the skank ass ho’s who are looking for love. Some might ask, if you look that good why are you so desperate to get laid. But yet you found a place that allows you unlimited idiot to tease.
Men who are not capable of taking pictures unless it is through a mirror and shirtless. At least if you are going to resort to doing this, smile. You look like a fool, deep down in your heart I think you know you look like a fool, so get a good laugh at yourself for doing something dumb.
Chicks with the military obsession. Seriously these girls who have only military men on their profiles, it’s so weird. I’m baffled by it because, I can’t tell if they only go for military guys or if they are trying to show that they support the troops. Either way, there are better ways to go about the cause.
Those of you that put pictures of yourselves with cell phones. Um, could you not wait five more minutes finish up your call and THEN take a picture?? Was MySpace so urgent that the picture must be taken right now with your web cam??? Or are you trying to convince us that you have friends? Hmmm, I wonder.
Message maniacs. You know the people that will message you five days in a row, with the exact same typo laden message.
There’s more. Oh boy, there are more.
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