Is that you tapping on my stall?
Folks, we’re going to get gritty tonight and discuss somewhat of a taboo topic. I say taboo in a sense that you were raised with manners and proper etiquette. For some of you this topic is as open as 50-cent hookers legs. This idea came upon me tonight when I experienced a weirdo in the rest room tonight. I now present to you an unrefined yet maybe a guide for the rest room.
This all manifested tonight as I was using a rival department stores restroom while on my break. Let me sidetrack and mention that I hate using our restrooms because the sinks are weak and there are no paper towels just those hand dryer things. So, I am in the restroom looking for a stall because most of them are pretty unpleasant. Just as I find one and go in another girl enters the restroom. As I am preparing to do my business this chick starts talking to herself out loud! Nothing too off the wall, just rambling on about the state of the restroom, basically an “ew” or “yuck” here and there. So I finish up and go wash my hands and she finishes and does the same. I start to reapply some makeup and out of the corner of my eye I see her messing around with the paper towel dispenser. Now, I can’t say that I am sure I know what she was doing but she took the used paper towel and started ramming it into the dispenser and then turned around and said “Oh well” and threw it in the garbage can. At this point I am reapplying lipstick and she walks behind me and gawks at me the entire time. Just weird.
To me, what you do in the restroom is your own private business, in or out of the stall. Now I know none of you guys will get this because well you pee in the open. However, us girls are supposed to be dainty and feminine and all that shit. Public restroom intruders just make the whole experience that much more complicated.
While we’re on the subject, I’d like to throw it out there that USF has the more public shitters than I have ever encountered my entire life. I mean, I understand letting a little poot fly. But what self respecting woman drops an atomic bomb that kills all the flies in the room then walks out to face all the other non-shitters like it ain’t no big thing. Honey, it is and we are tired of your stank. Find somewhere else to take your crap!
This all manifested tonight as I was using a rival department stores restroom while on my break. Let me sidetrack and mention that I hate using our restrooms because the sinks are weak and there are no paper towels just those hand dryer things. So, I am in the restroom looking for a stall because most of them are pretty unpleasant. Just as I find one and go in another girl enters the restroom. As I am preparing to do my business this chick starts talking to herself out loud! Nothing too off the wall, just rambling on about the state of the restroom, basically an “ew” or “yuck” here and there. So I finish up and go wash my hands and she finishes and does the same. I start to reapply some makeup and out of the corner of my eye I see her messing around with the paper towel dispenser. Now, I can’t say that I am sure I know what she was doing but she took the used paper towel and started ramming it into the dispenser and then turned around and said “Oh well” and threw it in the garbage can. At this point I am reapplying lipstick and she walks behind me and gawks at me the entire time. Just weird.
To me, what you do in the restroom is your own private business, in or out of the stall. Now I know none of you guys will get this because well you pee in the open. However, us girls are supposed to be dainty and feminine and all that shit. Public restroom intruders just make the whole experience that much more complicated.
While we’re on the subject, I’d like to throw it out there that USF has the more public shitters than I have ever encountered my entire life. I mean, I understand letting a little poot fly. But what self respecting woman drops an atomic bomb that kills all the flies in the room then walks out to face all the other non-shitters like it ain’t no big thing. Honey, it is and we are tired of your stank. Find somewhere else to take your crap!
posted by Liz at 11:40 PM
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